The Six Degrees of Simon Cowell

I hoped it would happen, and it finally has: I am separated from Simon with only 6 people! My dear friend has a co-worker who's wife's cousin is Luke Menard, of Top 24 fame! Folks, this is amazing! And apparently Luke's now reading this blog (hi Luke! Sorry for saying that bit about history and your being likely to go first....I didn't mean it....rootin' for ya, bro!)